“Bite Me” or Vampire Sex with the Taxman

“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire,” Angelina Jolie once admitted. While the actress failed in achieving that goal, Bite Me’s heroine, Sarah (Naomi McDougall Jones), clearly succeeds.

We first run into Sarah when she’s already a purplish-haired New Yorker in her early thirties with a huge facial tattoo she had inked when she was 16 and…